.. ! And... and there was some sort of light... a flickering light, similar to what a flame might cause... !"D-Do you smell that, Jean?" Carol hesitat...ngly questioned, suddenly looking toward the big frame of a grinning Link Morgan. "I-It's marijuana... pot! Someone's back there... !"When Jean swung around toward Morgan, he had picked up his rifle and was using it to point in the direction of the flickering light. "Too late now, girls," he growled, his voice undeniably threatening, his red-face. What do you call a man with only half a brain?Gifted.Why are men such wankers?Because they have a willy with a head but no brains that hangs out with two nuts and lives next door to an arsehole.What do a beer bottles and men have in common?They are both empty from the neck up.Why can women never find their way to a man's heart?Because they aim too high.How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?Both of them.Why don't women talk during foreplay?They don't. After the funeral, we went back to my condo in the fancy building above that very expensive steak place. We talked, we cried, we drank too much wine. Then we drank some more. When it finally came to be beddy-bye time, we crawled into my king-sized bed, just the way we had done so many years earlier. Why king size, you ask, for a single woman? Well, once in a while I actually do have company for a night!'To sleep, perchance to dream, ' saith the Bard. Perchance to dream, for instance, that. Deal?’ ‘No problem. Whats the second thing?’ ‘The second thing is I started my period yesterday, so you aint going there tonight. But if you fancy it…..’ she ran her hand through my hair and stared deep into my eyes, her breath hot and scented on my face, ‘ You can be the first man to have anal sex with me.’ Fancy it? My pants were around my ankles almost before she had stopped speaking. My wife – ex-wife, I should say – hated the thought of getting her arse poked. I couldn’t even get my finger.
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